Your AI Slop Bores Me
New
- Genre Educational games
- Players 1
- Session 5 min
- Price Free
- Updated
A minimal text game with an uncomfortable premise: read a short piece of writing and say whether a person wrote it. The interface is deliberately plain, the font is unfashionable, and the whole thing feels like an artefact of an earlier internet. That is the joke and also the point, because the harder the machine-written entries get to spot, the less funny the plain little interface becomes.
| Mouse | Click to choose human or machine |
|---|---|
| Keyboard | Type when the game asks you to write rather than judge |
| Touch | Tap the answer you want |
How to play Your AI Slop Bores Me
- Read the whole entry before answering. The tells are usually in the second half, where a machine settles into a rhythm.
- Look for specificity. People mention things that serve no purpose; generated text tends to stay useful.
- Watch the sentence lengths. A suspiciously even distribution is a signal on its own.
- Spend tokens deliberately. They are the resource the game runs on and they are easier to lose than to earn.
- Take a turn writing when offered. Trying to pass as a machine teaches you what to look for when judging.
Tips
- Perfect grammar with nothing to say is the most reliable tell there is.
- A joke that lands is almost always human. A joke that is shaped like a joke usually is not.
- When genuinely unsure, pick the answer that would embarrass you less to be wrong about, and move on. Hesitating costs more than a miss.
Questions about Your AI Slop Bores Me
What am I actually judging?
Short pieces of writing, one at a time, and whether a person or a language model produced them.
What are tokens for?
They are the game's currency, spent on plays and earned by being right. Running out ends the session.
Do I ever write anything myself?
Yes. Part of the game asks you to produce the text rather than judge it, which is where most of the entertainment is.
Why does it look so plain?
Deliberately. The stripped-back interface is part of the joke and it keeps the attention on the text.
Is there a right answer every time?
Every entry has a true origin, so yes, though some of them are genuinely very hard to call.
